Some Answers I Gathered From My Time With An Excellent Personal Trainer
Q. What’s the difference between an personal trainer and a well-mannered professional torturer?
A. The torturer would apologize first.
Q. Why did the personal trainer cross the road?
A. Someone on the other side could still walk.
Q. What do you call a personal trainer who doesn’t cause pain & agony?
A. Unemployed.
Q. What’s the difference between a personal trainer and a dentist?
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
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