What Makes Us Smile? Comedy is Cultural

 

Ten Humorous Thoughts to Ponder


What's funny to you? I smiled at five of these. On a Monday or a Tuesday, that can be a very important thing. Go ahead. You can smile at a few, too.

Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.


Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


Number 8

Don't worry about old age. It doesn't last very long.


Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky ...not really good for anything, but youstill can't help but smile when

you shove them down the stairs.


Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.


Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?


Number 2

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.




And The Number 1 Thought

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

 


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