Humor

St. Patrick's Day Humor & Irish Sayings

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On St. Patrick's Day, everyone is Irish.  So this year make sure you're full of Irish humor and sayings! Here are some of our favorites for you. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

 

 

Humor for kids:

 

1. What do you call a fake rock in Ireland?
      -A Sham Rock

 

2. When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?     
     -
When it is a FRENCH fry!

 

3. Why shouldn’t you iron a 4-leaf clover?

      -Because you don’t want to press your luck!

 

4. Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?

      -Because they are always a little short.

 

5. What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?    
     -Santa O'Claus
 

 

 

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