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What Makes Us Smile? Comedy is Cultural
Ten Humorous Thoughts to Ponder
What's funny to you? I smiled at five of these. On a Monday or a Tuesday, that can be a very important thing. Go ahead. You can smile at a few, too.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Don't worry about old age. It doesn't last very long.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like a Slinky ...not really good for anything, but youstill can't help but smile when
you shove them down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How To Talk Southern
As a "Yankee" transplant from upstate New York, now living south of the Mason/Dixon line, I regularly have my vocabularly expanded by native southerners. I'm compiling a list of things learned - or relearned abut the uniquely colorful southern ways to turn a phrase.
Life in the Southern United States
I now know that...
Final Boarding Call: Humor for All Airline Travelers
Flying on an airplane can be one of the most fascinating and exciting things you do in your life--but it can also be your worst nightmare. There is nothing that can turn your relaxing flight into high stress quicker than turbulence, a screaming child or stale peanuts given by not so customer friendly flight attendants. Despite these rare setbacks at the end of the day air travel is still America's favorite means of transportation. Here is some flying humor sure to keep even the most seasoned flyers in high spirits.
1. United Flight Attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"
2. On landing, the FLIGHT ATTENDANT said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."
The Lesser Known Murphy's Laws
Many people are familiar with the law that anything can go wrong will go wrong. The origin of this law starts in 1949 at Edward's Air Force Base. Capt. Edward A. Murphy was working on Air Force Project MX981 which was designed to see how much deceleration a person could stand in a crash.
After discovering several problems with wiring done by a project technician, Murphy said, "If there is any way to do it wrong, he'll find it." A project manager overheard the conversation and added to a list of laws he was collecting.