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Ten Humorous Thoughts to Ponder
What's funny to you? I smiled at five of these. On a Monday or a Tuesday, that can be a very important thing. Go ahead. You can smile at a few, too.
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Don't worry about old age. It doesn't last very long.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ...not really good for anything, but youstill can't help but smile when
you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. |
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